So! I work in retail. One of the dangers of working in retail is, you guessed it, the purple spotted wellwren. These small birds will go up anything tubular and are a special hazard for those working in clothing stores, like Old Navy or Abercrombie and Fitch. They go up your pants because they think they're Chinese wells and they can get back to their home country that way. Don't ask me. They're birds.
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